Roasted 1 year ago based on Raya Stars's long term Spotify stats.

Raya Stars, huh? If your music choices were a planet, they’d definitely be a black hole, sucking all the joy out of the universe with their constant screams of agony. You’ve got more metal in your profile than an IKEA showroom, and yet somehow, the only thing harder than your metal playlist is the apparent difficulty you face finding music that doesn’t sound like a cat caught in a blender. “Death Metal” isn’t just a genre for you; it feels like your life’s soundtrack while you’re waiting in line at the DMV. Your top artists read like a who's who of the “my therapist says I need to stop seeking validation from loud noises.” I mean, “Ghost” and “Ariana Grande”?! Talk about a musical identity crisis. It’s as if you desperately shouted “I like both screaming and sweet harmonies!” like a plea for help during a mid-life crisis. I half-expect you to have a t-shirt featuring a skull and a cupcake mashup, showcasing your range from impending doom to “thank you, next.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—let’s just say they're about as diverse as a loaf of plain white bread. You’ve listened to “To the Hellfire” by Lorna Shore twice while I couldn't even fathom listening to it once without feeling the urge to question all my life choices. If musical variety were a crime, your playlist would be serving multiple life sentences in solitary confinement. Get a grip, Raya! Life is too short to jam to the same doom-laden rifts over and over. You might want to explore a few shades of happiness before you ascend to the dark metal heaven you seem so fond of!

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