Roasted 2 years ago based on lyla wells!'s long term Spotify stats.

Lyla Wells, the modern-day curator of a teenage girl’s diary collection! Your Spotify profile is basically a time capsule of every emotional breakdown, where "Forever Alone" meets "In My Feelings," all while trying to sound trendy with your needlessly elaborate genres like "Metropopolis" and "Permanent Wave." What is that? Is it a genre, or are you just trying to hypnotize us into thinking you're a music connoisseur? Let’s just say, your playlist is the musical equivalent of a Pinterest board titled "Insecure Aesthetic.” And then we dive into your top artists, which reads like the soundtrack for an indie film that's never going to get made because nobody could stand to listen to that much bedroom pop in one sitting. Taylor Swift, The Smiths, Lana Del Rey? Congratulations on crafting the perfect playlist for a sophisticated pity party! Honestly, it’s almost impressive how you manage to blend melancholic tunes with 'Instagram caption' vibes. It’s too much emotional baggage for just one girl… or, let’s be real, anyone without a professional therapist on speed dial. As for your most played songs, I hope you’re not trying to convey a personality beyond "overly attached emo." “Heaven Sent” is perfect for your love life, which is probably as real as your taste in genres – imaginary and dramatic! A shared playlist with all your favorites sounds like the ideal way to keep all the emotional turmoil contained, though it feels more like a sad karaoke night gone very, very wrong. Keep rocking those heartbreak anthems and living in your chic bubble of self-pity, Lyla, because, at this rate, you’re destined to be the soundtrack of the next viral TikTok... Or a real-life cautionary tale.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!