Roasted 9 months ago based on BBT's long term Spotify stats.

BBT, huh? More like BBBoring! Your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a YouTube video of someone contemplating their life choices while scrolling through Pinterest boards of sad aesthetics. You’ve got more “Bedroom Pop” than an insomniac teenager at a midnight snack convention. And let’s be real—indie music is just a fancy way of saying “I can’t afford therapy, so I’ll just cry into my ukulele instead.” Looking at your top artists, it seems your playlist is an elaborate emotional exercise in weepiness. Are you trying to prepare for a breakup that hasn’t even happened yet? Trying to impress someone by flexing your one-sided love for Ricky Montgomery? No one in the history of music has had their heart broken as often as you have—and it shows! If I wanted to feel like I’m drowning in a shallow pool of sad sap, I’d just watch a rom-com on repeat. But you’ve got that covered, right? And don’t get me started on your “most played” songs. That list practically screams “I’m a certified emo kid on a quest for aesthetic validation.” A mix of longing, confusion, and way, way too much Ricky Montgomery for comfort. At this point, I'm convinced you’re one dropped M&M away from a full-blown emo crisis! So keep on spinning those tracks, my friend. Just remember: the only thing sadder than your playlist is the fact you might actually think this makes you cooler. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t!

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