Roasted 2 years ago based on john's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, John, your Spotify profile is a wild ride through the musical tastes of someone who clearly has no grasp of what "diversity" means. Your love for rap is so intense, it looks like you tried to collect every subgenre and still ended up in the same trap-infested corner of the music universe. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were prepping for a one-man flash mob at a suburban barbecue where the only DJ is your mom’s Bluetooth speaker on max volume. And let’s take a look at those top artists—Future, Kendrick, and Kanye? More like Future, Will-You-Get-Some-New-Friends, and Kanye-hoping-your-limited-vision-of-culture-style-osmosis works out. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone named JAY-Z in a Spotify Playlist, I could buy you a personality. You listen to so much Gangster and Conscious Hip Hop, I’m surprised you haven’t started daydreaming about yourself as a broker in Wall Street by day and a vigilante by night. But sorry buddy, “Gangster Rap” isn't the gateway to your dreams, it's just a soundtrack to poor life choices. As for your most played songs, "The Percocet & Stripper Joint"? Honestly, John, if that’s what you’re vibin’ to while scrolling through Instagram, it’s time for an intervention. And “Fuck You – Instrumental” by Dr. Dre? Is that your personal anthem because no one else can put up with your Spotify choices? I’m not suggesting that you switch genres entirely; just consider exploring the vast abyss of music out there. Maybe a little indie, or hell, even some classical to balance the chaos—you know, to remind you that there are other sounds in the world apart from your current circular logic. Don’t worry, we'll still hold your hand through the process!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!