Roasted 10 months ago based on Arke (Taylor's Version)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh hey, Arke (Taylor's Version), I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that looks like the emotional breakdown of a person who plays “Tears in Heaven” at karaoke, with the same ferocity as their love for Turkish pop. Your "Favorite Genres" are basically a musical buffet of midlife crises. Seriously, how are you simultaneously a trending artist and a walking TikTok meme? "Emo rap" mixed in with "Bedroom pop" is like bringing jelly to a steak dinner—nobody asked, and it just leaves a weird aftertaste. Your "Top Artists" lineup is a mix of the queen bees of the feels. You’ve got Taylor, the heartbreak general, and Lana, the queen of nostalgia, like you’re trying to coax an emotional response from the universe. It’s almost like you’re saying “I want to cry in the shower to every possible version of sadness,” while embracing your inner 15-year-old with that introduction to Gracie Abrams. I feel like your Spotify sessions are just one large therapy session with a side of “I need to scream in a pillow.” And yes, we get it, you like women who can sing purgatory ballads. Most played songs? Wow, 90% of them are Taylor Swift tracks, realized she has become your emotional support animal. At this point, it seems like “Taylor’s Version” isn’t just a marketing strategy but a personal commentary on your life choices. “I Hate It Here” is shockingly accurate; I bet the only reason you don’t change it is because it matches your overall energy when you realize you forgot to pre-save that new Mitski album. But hey, at least your Spotify history shows commitment... to being heartbroken in style!

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