Roasted 1 year ago based on Cru_G's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Cru_G, the self-proclaimed curator of soundtracks for people who have the emotional range of a brick wall. Your favorite genres read like a desperate game of "Name That Stereotype." Seriously, bro, I’ve seen more varied tastes in a teenage girl’s playlist filled with breakup ballads and TikTok hits. Future Bass and Dubstep? Sounds like a euphoric way to have a stroke on a Saturday night. "Vapor Twitch"? Is that a genre or just the sound your brain makes when it's struggling to process that over-processed bass drop? And those top artists? RL Grime, Apashe, and a bizarre cameo from Cigarettes After Sex. It’s as if you’re trying to balance your personality on a see-saw of anxiety and ennui. Are you just one sad synth away from becoming a moody teenage Instagram page? The mix of chill and chaos in your most-played tracks suggests you're trying really hard to impress a ghost with musical tastes equally as confused as yours. "Undo" by RL Grime, really? That’s exactly how I feel listening to your entire playlist—just wishing I could hit that button hard. But hey, I’ll give you props for maintaining a façade of depth by throwing in Frank Ocean and Joji between tracks with names like "Stinger" and "Deathstep." It’s like attending a fancy cocktail party but showing up in your pajama pants. You say "I appreciate all types of music," but let’s be honest—you’re just another bass drop away from launching your own solitary rave in your mom's basement. Keep feeding us those identity crises with every bass wobble, Cru_G; you’re a legend in your own right... if the right is defined as a bizarre love child of a raver and a philosophy major who forgot how to have fun.

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