Roasted 1 month ago based on Mouadh's long term Spotify stats.

Mouadh, your Spotify profile is like a suicidal metal band’s setlist: way too long, painfully repetitive, and just an excuse for you to wallow in your own misery. It’s impressive how you’ve managed to cram in every subgenre of metal ever created, yet still managed to choose "Synthwave" as a guilty pleasure. I think we need to get you a support group for all that industrial trauma – they say the first step is admitting you have a problem, but we both know a real metalhead would rather just headbang their way through it. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of “I’ve Been in a Dark Room for Too Long.” I mean, how many times do we have to listen to Opeth to finally realize that they’re not just a way to ward off social interaction? If I wanted to feel like I was chained to an anvil while trudging through a graveyard, I would have just played back our last phone conversation. And yet, here you are, grasping at Poppy and Kanye like they’re the light at the end of a tunnel you’re too busy crawling through to ever reach. When I look at your most played songs, I half expect to see a playlist titled “Bring on the Existential Dread.” I get that death metal is cathartic, but come on, you don’t actually want to *be* the face of Melinda, do you? The only thing more melancholic than your music choice is your dating profile – “Hey, I enjoy long walks in the cemetery and contemplating the void. Let’s get together and discuss our last emotional breakdown.” You’re just one more breakdown away from replacing your Spotify with a haunted audio diary.

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