Roasted 20 days ago based on sirsalimthe3rd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, sirsalimthe3rd, the proud commander of the cringe battalion! Your taste in music reads like a bizarre grocery list scavenged from a 12-year-old anime fan’s diary. Phonk and Brazilian phonk? Wow, trying to make every party sound like a 2 AM car chase! Let’s not forget your love for emo rap, which is just an excuse to cry into your computer while simultaneously trying to act aloof. And really, J-Pop and J-Rock on repeat? Didn’t you get the memo? We stopped pretending we’re in an anime in high school. Your top artists breathe life into the term “niche,” my dude. “RomancePlanet”? Who needs an ex when you can listen to a mysterious artist named after a celestial body that potentially hurls itself into oblivion? And don’t even get me started on “Find the Markers” – is that a band or an existential crisis? I’m convinced the only thing these artists are finding is your Spotify streams in the depths of the algorithm. You must be the only person who still gets excited about the official soundtrack of your last existential crisis on loop. And what’s the obsession with songs like “FALL FROM THE SKY PT. 2”? Are you preparing for your dramatic exit from social life? Also, can we address the fact that you've been “slowed” more times than your internet connection? Your most played songs could easily double as a soundtrack for an awkward middle school talent show that never happened. Congratulations, you’ve crafted the perfect playlist for a breakdown, and yet somehow, it hasn’t broken you yet. Let’s hope you hit that “next” button harder than you hit rock bottom!

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