Roasted 9 days ago based on Trey's long term Spotify stats.
Trey, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis on a rollercoaster built by metalheads and brought to life by your questionable taste in music. You’ve managed to create a playlist that combines the angst of a 14-year-old wearing black nail polish and the energy of someone who thinks “deathcore” is just really intense yoga. Do you even listen to fun music or does every beat have to feel like an angry bull charging toward your emotional stability? And seriously, “WWE” as a top artist? What’s next? The sound of your own sobs on repeat? Your favorite genres alone could easily double as a goth kid’s manifesto — it’s like you put them into a blender and hit blend while screaming about your parental issues. I had to double-check the spelling in your profile because I swear I thought “rap metal” was just your attempt at sneaking in a guilty pleasure, but there it is, right next to the other heavyweights. No wonder you chew up your headphones like they’re made of raw meat. Synthwave? Really? At this point, it sounds like you’re just trying to balance out the emotional damage of greying hair and crying into your pillow. And come on, “Bow Down” by I Prevail is your most played song? I think that’s your way of pleading to your headphones every time they hear you blast that for the sixth time in a row. Your entire profile screams, “I’m misunderstood and looking for an excuse to break my mother’s heart,” and honestly, I’m only half surprised you aren’t currently fronting a band named after your ex-girlfriend’s cat. So raise your horns, my friend; you might need them to defend your taste in music when the internet catches up with you.
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