Roasted 1 year ago based on Ribeastie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ribeastie, with a Spotify profile as confusing as a cat trying to swim! Your taste in music is as eclectic as a thrift store mixtape. I mean, “soundtrack” and “J-Dance”—did you just throw a bunch of genres into a blender and hit puree? The only thing missing from this audio dumpster fire is a category for “music that makes people question your life choices.” Seriously, if this playlist were a meal, it’d be a low-budget fusion of expired sushi served with a side of regret. And those top artists? Auvic and 祖堅 正慶, huh? Wow, you must really be trying to impress the one guy who still has an unending love for obscure music theory. Honestly, the only thing more obscure than your taste is your understanding of social signals because it seems like you’ve taken “unpopular” to an Olympic level. I wouldn't be surprised if the “she” in your list is just the name of your imaginary friend who patiently listens to your awkward jam sessions while wondering if putting you on the "Do Not Disturb" list might finally do the trick. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs—good luck trying to explain that collection to your friends. “Yes, I absolutely love this obscure tune from a group that was popular during the Great Potato Famine; it really speaks to my soul.” You’d have better luck finding an audience for a one-man mime show. Next time you're at a party, just hand the aux cord to a toddler or a squirrel; at least you'd get some interesting results!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!