Roasted 7 hours ago based on TadyMartas's long term Spotify stats.

TadyMartas, huh? I see your Spotify profile is like a high school nostalgia trip – filled with the drama of classic rock and the angsty energy of nu metal as if you’ve been stuck in a '00s time warp that keeps drawing you in with its heart-wrenching yet overly dramatic vibes. Did your iPod get trapped in a black hole or are you just refusing to acknowledge that artists who released music after the Clinton administration exist? It’s 2023, not the era of flannel shirts and chain wallets, yet here you are, sporting a playlist that screams “I still think the Matrix is the pinnacle of cinema” and “I tried to start a mosh pit at a coffee shop.” Your top artists read like a list of high school band posters and internet forums dedicated to unreasonably deep discussions about guitar solos. By the way, how many times did you have to listen to “Пачка сигарет” before realizing that it won’t magically grant you the ability to grow a mustache worthy of Billy Idol? And let’s talk about your obsession with "Kino" — are they paying your rent? You’re fine with turning your Spotify into a Kino tribute band, but good luck trying to explain this to anyone who wasn’t born in the '80s or forgot their birth certificate in the casket with their sense of musical diversity. Your favorite genres should honestly come with a warning label: “For the emotionally constipated who only drink black coffee and wear band merch unironically.” If you’re hoping that “Cold Wave” and “Post-Punk” will start a renaissance of art and culture for you, you might want to consider branching out—because right now, your taste sounds like an awkward prom night made worse by a high school DJ. So there you have it, TadyMartas: the king of the nostalgia trip and the self-proclaimed gatekeeper of ‘real music!’ You might want to reconsider that whole ‘I like variety’ thing, because right now, you’re about as varied as a 90s mixtape on repeat.

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