Roasted 7 months ago based on Abimanish's long term Spotify stats.

Abimanish, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a golden age of music that only your grandma truly appreciates. You’ve got more S. P. Balasubrahmanyam than a 90s Tamil movie marathon—was your childhood soundtrack just “Maa, can I have some more of those nostalgic heartaches”? Honestly, if Spotify offered you a trophy for commitment to sad songs, you’d have a full-blown pedestal dedicated to the melodrama of Tamil cinema spilling over with tears and longing. I’ve seen soap operas with less emotional baggage. Your genre choices are impressive, but with a lineup titled “Tamil Pop,” “Kollywood,” and “Devotional,” you definitely sound like the DJ at a wedding nobody really wants to attend. Seriously, how much Kollywood can one person take before they break down and audition for a supporting role in a blockbuster? And for the record, being fluent in 17 variations of the same melody doesn't make you a music connoisseur—it just makes you the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of tunes that will relentlessly haunt your dreams with their catchy tambura riffs. And let's not even start on that top artist list. If the Indian music industry had a Hall of Fame, you’d be the poster child for “nostalgia overload.” If your Spotify Wrapped isn’t titled “The Chronicles of Sadness” this year, I’ll be shocked. Keep it up, and you might just become S.P. Balasubrahmanyam’s number one fan—or are you just trying to summon him with all that streaming? Rename your playlist “Crying Alone in My Room” and embrace it, my friend—at this point, it’s an identity you wear even more proudly than your mom’s favorite fabric collection!

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