Roasted 1 year ago based on Benji's long term Spotify stats.

Benji, your Spotify profile reads like a sad Tinder bio where every match ghosted you after seeing your obsession with punk genres. I mean, when your favorite genres stretch from Punk to Ska Punk, it’s like trying to convince someone you have a varied palate by eating nothing but different flavors of potato chips. "Hey, look at me! I’m all about diversity!" Yeah right, keep your skankin' around those old school riffs; it’s hard to take you seriously when you’ve modeled your entire music taste after a Hot Topic clearance rack. And let’s talk about those top artists. Nirvana and Alice Cooper? Really, buddy? Might as well label your profile, "I'm here for the angst but I still need my mascara to match my flannel." NoFX and Hole complement each other, sure, but only if you’re trying to capture the essence of a teenage therapy session in a basement somewhere. With artists like Days N Daze and Mischief Brew, it looks like you’re trying to collect every “bands that your college roommate listened to between bouts of deep existential dread” album. Kudos to you for the effort, I suppose. Your most played songs read like a desperate cry for help from a vintage thrift store. “Little Blue Pills, Pt. 2”? Is that your theme song for your romantic life? If “Conditional Love” by Hanny J isn’t just an ironic twist on how you date, then my bad for calling your love life out. And hey, “Biohazard Butterfly” and “Bill Collectors Theme Song” are real winner selections; I guess they perfectly encapsulate your wild and reckless spirit while being simultaneously broke and in love with danger. Rock on, my friend, but let’s be real: it’s about time for some self-help podcasts on your library list.

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