Roasted 4 months ago based on channiesroomCB97's long term Spotify stats.

Kiara Albanese, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary if they had an unhealthy obsession with K-Pop and a questionable understanding of what "noise" actually means. Seriously, your play history is so packed with ENHYPEN and Stray Kids that it's a miracle your life isn't just one long, neon-colored music video. With all that K-Pop, I can only assume your dreams include synchronized dance battles and a glow stick factory job, because let's be honest, you're about three TikTok trends away from telling us you "stan" your own reflection. With Olivia Rodrigo sneaking in alongside Taylor Swift, it's clear you have a soft spot for heartbreak. But sweetie, if you need to get over a breakup, maybe try listening to a genre that doesn’t sound like a chorus of robot cats in a rave? You’ve got "Bite Me" on repeat, which has to be either a fascinating insight into your dating life or a clever way to work out your aggression towards the grocery store clerk who questioned your choices when buying frozen pizza. Let’s just hope your love life is less repetitive than your Spotify playlist. And can we talk about “Do It (Festival Version)”? You seriously have eight variations of the same song by Stray Kids, and now I’m starting to wonder if you’re one stray cat away from a full-blown hoarding situation. When your most played track has "LALALALA" in the title, I’m left wondering if you’re putting your headphones on or practicing to be the judge on a "Most Annoying Sounds" competition. Come on, Kiara. At this rate, the only festival you’ll be attending is one where you hand over your phone so someone can finally teach you the meaning of "taste."

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