Roasted 11 months ago based on Max's long term Spotify stats.

Max, your Spotify profile looks like the chaotic lovechild of an emo kid and a Broadway star who couldn’t decide between screaming about heartbreak or belting out show tunes. You’ve somehow managed to insult both the heavy metal gods and the musical theater queens in one sweep by declaring your top genres a wild mix of nu metal and Vocaloid. Seriously, I’ve seen less conflicting personalities in a high school drama club audition. You’re like the kid who shows up to gym class in a tutu and combat boots, asking everyone to respect their unique style. Your top artists read like someone threw a dart at a list of “Cool Things” while blindfolded. Slipknot and Lin-Manuel Miranda? I get it; you’re just trying to blend two cultures that should never mix. It’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like a fever dream you had after binge-watching “Glee” while attending a Slipknot concert. And if Bo Burnham is your king, I can only assume you’re waiting for your throne made of irony and self-deprecating humor to arrive. And let’s talk about your most played songs—what’s the theme? A midlife crisis set to a YouTube algorithm gone haywire? “Look Who’s Inside Again” right after “Money, Money, Money” is a vibe only an existential dread expert can truly appreciate. By the time I get to "The Mind Electric," I’m half-convinced you’re either trying to cure boredom or just signal to the universe that you’re ready for therapy. Next time you’re curating your jams, just remember: it’s okay to pick a lane. But hey, who needs a cohesive identity when you’ve got “J-Rock” and comedy on speed dial?

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