Roasted 4 months ago based on local7's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, local7, the only Spotify profile that could double as an overenthusiastic middle schooler’s diary. Your favorite genres read like a list of things that would make your parents question every life choice they ever made. I can just picture you sitting in your room, blasting scatterbrain Trap and Emo Rap with your earbuds in, believing you’re the misunderstood poet of a generation. Newsflash: your Spotify history suggests you might just be the punchline. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Bloody Hawk? Seriously? With a name like that, it’s like they know their music is an auditory assault, yet here you are, soaking it all up like a sponge in an ocean of cringe. You’ve got more Sicario on your playlist than a wannabe cartel member trying to impress their friends. If your musical taste were a Tinder profile, I hope you’re swiping left on your own choices because, buddy, you’re about as appealing as expired milk. And can we address the fact that your most played songs are practically a Bloody Hawk greatest hits album? You have more loyalty to that one artist than most people do in relationships. We get it, you really like “Thalassa Mou,” but how about broadening your horizons a bit? At this point, I half-expect to see "Bloody Hawk" listed as your next of kin. If your life was a movie, it would be rated "R" for repetitive and "L" for lack of taste—let’s try to fix that, shall we?

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