Roasted 1 year ago based on Felippi Gomes's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Felippi Gomes, your Spotify profile reads like a 12-year-old's diary filled with angsty emo lyrics and a side of waifu obsession. I mean, J-Pop and anime soundtracks? Are you trying to go back to high school, or did you just forget to leave the basement? With your eclectic mix of genres, you’re basically a walking playlist for nostalgic middle-schoolers who peaked during their first crush on an animated character. And let’s talk about your top artists—ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION and LiSA? I half-expect you to be wearing a headband with a Naruto headband and yelling about how “the power of friendship” will get you through life. Imagine Dragons and Linkin Park? You must be living your best life on the brink of a 'cringe compilation,' like you're trying to perform an emotional rock opera while cooking instant ramen. Trust me, even Steven Universe looks at your playlist and rolls his eyes like, "Dude, find some new material!" Oh, those most played songs; they could almost double as a therapy session for anyone who has suffered through cringeworthy teen years. “Mayonaka no Door / Stay With Me”? More like, “Mayonaka I Can’t Find My Social Life.” And how do you even have enough time for all this music when you seem to have dedicated so much time honing the art of being a 'connoisseur' of soundtracks that should only be listened to while squatting on a squeaky chair in your mom’s basement? Buddy, you've made your listening habits a self-fulfilling prophecy—here's a pro tip: step outside once in a while, you might find some actual human connections instead of trying to vibe with your favorite fictional characters!

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