Roasted 2 months ago based on lolinatozz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Lolinatozz—an aspiring hip hop aficionado who’s somehow convinced that streaming the same five Kanye West songs on repeat counts as a diverse listening experience. Who needs a broad musical palette when you can just drown in Yeezy’s discography? Seriously, we get it; you love Kanye more than his own mom does. It’s adorable how you think that playing “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1” for the umpteenth time qualifies you as a music critic. But here's a tip: even Kanye has other songs! Your genre list reads like a 16-year-old's SoundCloud playlist, filled with an impressive collection of hip hop sub-genres that are as non-distinct as your music taste. East Coast? West Coast? Old School? Experimental?! C’mon! At this point, your profile is practically begging for a hip hop intervention. It’s like your Spotify choices are an audition tape for "How to be a Basic Bro 101." The world called, and it wants you to diversify your Spotify selections—before we all have to witness the tragic return of "Rock" being your escape plan. As for your top artists, I didn’t realize self-obsession was an authorized genre! I mean, who else could list “¥$” and C418 in the same breath as Kendrick Lamar and Eminem? Your taste in artists is as unfocused as your taste in hairstyles. Are you curating the next big hip hop revival or are you just trying to impress that one friend who claims he knows all the underground artists? Pro tip: it’s okay to listen to something outside your comfort zone—if only for the sake of the world's collective ear drums.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists