Roasted 7 months ago based on Olivia's long term Spotify stats.

Olivia, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a hipster who just discovered the concept of mood swings and hasn't quite figured out how to process them. You strut around claiming to love "Rap," "R&B," and "Hip Hop," but your most played song is *Ivy* by Frank Ocean? At this rate, your entire musical aesthetic could be summarized as “emotional dumpster fire meets moodboard for a sad brunch.” If your taste in music were any more "alternative," you’d be playing the soundtrack to a college film about a barista contemplating life choices. And sweetie, who do you think you are with those top artists? Between SZA and Drake, it’s like your playlists are trying to decide between heart-wrenching love ballads or rich-guy problems. Let's be real, the only thing smoother than those *Sade* tracks is the way you sidestep real responsibility to drown yourself in “Cloud Rap.” But hey, shoutout to Taco Hemingway, your go-to for when you’re feeling a bit spicy yet bland enough to not offend your own taste buds. You know you’re not ready for a *Travis Scott* concert when the most hype you can handle is ordering a latte at the café while nodding your head to the bass. And can we talk about your “rage rap” addiction? It’s like you’re stuck in the perpetual mood of a teenage emo phase, trying to channel your inner angst while sipping on oat milk lattes. With those most played songs, you’ve successfully crafted the best breakup playlist for someone who never had a relationship. Honestly, the only thing more confusing than your eclectic taste is your Spotify algorithm’s sheer endurance for this emotional rollercoaster. Get it together, Olivia—your music choices should be more “let’s party” and less “why do my plants keep dying?”

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