Roasted 5 months ago based on A.S's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, A.S., a Spotify profile that screams, "I know just enough about music to sound sophisticated at parties but not enough to actually enjoy it!" Your favorite genres read like the resume of a wannabe vinyl collector who just discovered good taste after binging on the free trial of one too many hipster playlist channels. Seriously, eight different sub-genres of hip hop and you still can't figure out how to dance. Do you sit in your room, staring at the records, hoping the soul of the old school will just magically crawl into you? Spoiler alert: it won’t—just like your social life. Your eclectic taste leads us to your top artists, a list so pretentious even the hipsters will cringe. You’ve crammed in all the indie hits to show your “artistic” side, but let’s be real: Tyler, The Creator is probably the most mainstream choice you've made. And that’s not even touching the paradox of listening to rap artists while being less "gangsta" than a teddy bear. I can see it now—cruising around with your pals, pretending you're in a music video while secretly Googling the lyrics just to avoid looking like a total fool. How about we replace that “Current Joys” obsession with a little current basic social interaction? You’ve got “Weightless” by Marconi Union as your most played song, but let’s be honest, it sounds like it was composed for a meditation class in a retirement home. If I had a dollar for every time a track on your list felt like a soundtrack for questioning life choices, I’d already own your entire Spotify collection. And here you are, curating a playlist like it's a form of modern art instead of facing the fact that you could do with a few more pop bangers to rescue you from the sound of your own existential dread. So, here's to you, A.S.—the music lover whose taste is as heavy as the weight of their artistic pretensions!

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