Roasted 1 year ago based on Ludwig's long term Spotify stats.

Ludwig, your Spotify profile is like a buffet curated by a confused chef who just can’t decide between a fancy meal and a drunken late-night snack. Seriously, what the hell is going on with your favorite genres? You’ve got rap and classical right next to each other—like a bunch of hip-hop heads jamming out to Vivaldi while trying to convince themselves that “High Notes and Low Lifes” is a legitimate lifestyle choice. It’s as if your musical tastes were pieced together by throwing darts at a board of completely mismatched genres. I can just picture you headbanging to Queen one minute and then weeping over a Chopin sonata the next. And let’s chat about your top artists. Kanye West and Daniel Barenboim on the same list? It's like mixing a fine wine with a cheap beer under the assumption they'll somehow taste like an expensive cocktail. Your love for ABBA and Falco screams "I'm not ready to commit to nostalgia, but I still want to scare my friends at karaoke." Meanwhile, Michael Jackson’s greatness is overshadowed by the fact you thought "Give It Up" would pair well with "Toccata and Fugue" in a playlist. This is music indigestion at its finest, my friend. But the pièce de résistance lies in your most played songs. I don't know what's worse: that you've been looping "12 Hz Super Learning - Binaural Beats" incessantly in a desperate attempt to process your questionable choices, or that one of the highlights of your list is a song about being “Forever Young"—as if you needed a reminder that you're slowly sliding into musical senility. Your profile is a delightful mess that leaves us wondering whether you’ve got great taste, or if you’re just a few bad decisions away from spinning tracks on a smooth jazz radio station while trying to convince everyone you’re an avant-garde gem. Keep it up, Ludwig; it’s like a trainwreck you can’t help but stare at!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!