Roasted 8 months ago based on dylan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Dylan, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape from a teenager with a midlife crisis. I mean, "Rage Rap"? Really? You're trying to channel your inner angsty 15-year-old, but let’s face it, your ultimate rage is probably just the fact that your Wi-Fi cuts out during the drop. You’ve got more genres packed in here than a confused DJ at a high school prom. I half expect to see "Acapella Sea Shanties" show up next as your new guilty pleasure—because why not? As for your top artists, it’s like you’re trying to build a “most superficial version of hip-hop” museum. Ken Carson and Yeat? I can already see the Guiness World Record for the most hours listened to artists whose work sounds like it belongs in an AI-generated playlist. And “OsamaSon”? You do know nobody is supposed to take those parental advisories literally, right? You’re out here vibing to names you stumbled across on TikTok as if they define your entire personality. Good luck explaining to your grandma why you listen to a rapper named after a terrorist! Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. Is your Spotify discovering you as a person or just judging you? "PERRO NEGRO” by Bad Bunny has a lineage of pure Latin fire, and you chose to put with it tracks that sound like they’re exclusively tailored for TikTok dances with the emotional depth of a puddle. Then there’s “Pink + White” by Frank Ocean, sitting there like the kid in the back of the class wondering how they ended up with this group. It’s almost too cruel—I can only assume you're trying to show off your deepest emotions to a world that just doesn’t care. Keep trying, though; who knows? You might accidentally revolutionize hip-hop with your vibe in the process!

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