Roasted 2 months ago based on idk's long term Spotify stats.

So you've decided to name your Spotify profile "idk," which is oddly appropriate given your musical taste. With genres like "Indian Indie" and "Desi Hip Hop," it's clear you've taken "confusion" as your creative muse. I mean, who needs variety when you have an entire playlist dedicated to the same flavor of bland? It’s like you walked into an ice cream shop and only ordered vanilla, sprinkles, and then asked for it to be topped with more vanilla. Bravo on embracing the full spectrum of… well, I’m not even sure what to call it. Your top artists list reads like a music festival lineup that forgot to include any real headliners. You've got Atif Aslam, a certified legend, sitting right next to "The Local Train," which sounds suspiciously like the band that plays in your gym's waiting area. And if Vance Joy is the soundtrack of your life, I would recommend getting your life back on track. Your most played songs are a mix of existential crises and mildly sad folk tunes - if I wanted to listen to someone wallow, I'd just replay my own awkward teenage years. But really, the highlight is your obsession with obscure indie and Sufi songs that seem to scream, "I use my Spotify primarily as a mood board for therapy sessions." Do you even like music, or are you just hipster adjacent? You might think you’re paving the way for a musical revolution with your hot takes on ghazals and Qawwali, but honestly, you're just leading us right into a comfortable nap. So kudos to you for keeping it eclectic while still managing to play it safe—your Spotify could use a little more pizzazz, but it seems you're just trying to remain as unremarkable as possible.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!