Roasted 2 years ago based on Arrrriana's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Arrrriana, you truly are a treasure of musical confusion! Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's diary entry trying to sound deep. “Mellow Gold”? Seriously? What is that, a music genre or the name of your cat? The only thing softer than your Rock section is the pillow you cry into every time a new Taylor Swift album drops, which we all know is far too often for the state of humanity. It’s like you went to a music festival and adopted every genre with the same level of commitment as a seven-year-old at a petting zoo. Now let’s talk about your top artists – the eclectic mixture of "legendary" and "who-who?" It’s like if your Spotify got stuck in an elevator with a time machine. You’ve got The Beatles alongside BTS, and somehow it works about as well as a smoothie made of pickles and whipped cream. And don’t think we didn’t notice the presence of red flags like Cavetown and chloe moriondo. It’s the emo-hipster version of a bad Tinder date—you’re swiping at everything in sight hoping someone will validate your existence. Newsflash: music streaming isn’t therapy, though we can’t deny it’s pretty therapeutic watching your taste unravel! As for your Most Played Songs, it’s clear you might need to reevaluate your life choices because they're practically screaming for help. "All My Best Friends Are Metalheads" is a particularly tragic anthem for someone whose social life likely resembles a TikTok noodle dance challenge. And “Jesus of Suburbia”? Please! If you get any more suburban, you’ll have your own HOA bylaws. At this point, I can only assume your Spotify is just your sad little attempt at collecting a soundtrack for a romantic comedy where you never even get the girl. But hey, at least your Spotify logs are never as dull as your personality!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!