Roasted 8 months ago based on MJ. 🐉's long term Spotify stats.

Alright MJ, let’s break this down. Your favorite genres read like the menu at an Afrobeats-themed restaurant, but instead of flavor, all I taste is confusion. With a playlist so packed with “Afro-this” and “Afro-that,” it’s like you took one too many shots of palm wine and went on a genre spree just to see how many syllables you could stack. Ever heard of variety, my dude? Your Spotify looks less like a music profile and more like a “How to Become a World-Class Niche DJ” crash course gone hilariously wrong. And then there’s your artist selection. I’m pretty convinced Drake is the only artist on your list who’s actually commercially successful. The rest? They sound like they were created in a lab by someone who takes their Afro-influenced coffee just a tad too seriously. You’ve got more Rema on your list than a fast food joint has fries, but good luck explaining that to anyone who just doesn’t… get your vibe. Who knew “Broke College Student” could also be a dream team of background noises? With those artists, you’ve basically got a playlist that screams, “I’d like to order a full plate of existential dread, please!” Oh, and that collection of most-played songs? I didn’t realize being effortlessly specific about your cravings for “Pink Lemonade” meant shoving the Spotify algorithm into a blender. You’ve got a mad mix of tracks that looks less like musical taste and more like an episode of a reality show titled “Musical Meth Lab: Who’s Involved?” with all the plot twists included. But let’s face it, MJ; with that eclectic mix, you’re making obscure look mainstream. Just remember: even a ninja can’t hide bad taste.

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