Roasted 11 months ago based on j g s's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, j g s, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis on acid. Seriously, you’ve managed to create a genre list that looks like a hipster's grocery list from a themed restaurant: "Anime," "J-Pop," and "Emo Rap"? What’s next, a playlist titled 'Inspirational Speeches from Animated Cats'? You’ve got more high-pitched antics than an anime convention on karaoke night. If you had any more fidgeting sounds in your playlist, I’d suggest naming it 'How to Annoy Your Parents in 30 Minutes or Less.' Your top artists are a wild ride that definitely raises an eyebrow or three. I mean, you’ve got Clairo strumming her sad girl vibes while BROCKHAMPTON and Linkin Park scream about their existential crises, topped with the dramatic flair of Hans Zimmer like your life is the movie score of a biennial teenage drama. It’s like someone turned your emotional rollercoaster into a playlist, and honestly, I’m surprised there’s not a section for 'Songs to Cry In the Shower To.' I can’t help but picture you composing an ode to your pet goldfish while switching between upbeat J-Pop and emo rap—it’s like the world’s saddest anime soundtrack. And let’s discuss your most played songs. An entire family of Clairo tracks on repeat? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like an award show dedicated to one artist, and as much as I appreciate female empowerment, even Clairo would roll her eyes at you needing a 10-step program to recover from your obsession! Makes me wonder how you don’t have a direct line to her therapist. It’s like you’re living in a one-room apartment where your only entertainment is vivid daydreaming about being the main character in your own poorly dubbed anime series. But hey, at least you’re keeping Cloud Rap in business!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists