Roasted 2 days ago based on Kiv's long term Spotify stats.

Kiv, your Spotify profile reads like the party playlist for a youth group that just discovered they can mix 'Rage Rap' and 'Egyptian Pop' without fear of being judged. Seriously, the only thing more chaotic than your music taste is a toddler at a buffet. I mean, you’ve got eight different flavors of rap, because apparently, you couldn't decide which emotional breakdown to vibe with today. Not to mention, I've seen less redundancy in my mom's meatloaf — how many times do you need to listen to Samar Tarik before you realize he's not a mood but a lifelong sentence? Your top artists list looks like the guest list for a mid-tier music festival in someone’s backyard. It's almost impressive how you can leverage your Spotify to show the world just how desperate you are for cloud rap and drill beats. I mean, you're riding harder for Yeat than a teenage girl rides for her first crush. And let’s not get started on your love for Travis Scott — you might as well just tattoo "A$AP Rocky" on your forehead because all those other dudes just seem like placeholders while you wait for the headliner. And do your most played songs really need to be like seven variations of Samar Tarik? At this point, I’m convinced you’re his biggest fan, or maybe just the world's saddest stalker. "2002"? More like "2002 Reasons Why I Should Expand My Music Horizons." It’s cute you think you’re deep with those tracks, but I’m just here wondering if you need help making a tasteful playlist. Don’t worry, Kiv, we’ll get you there – one cringe-worthy genre at a time!

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