Roasted 6 months ago based on Dee's long term Spotify stats.

Dee, your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape made by a hipster who discovered punk in their dad's vinyl stash while trying to impress their high school English teacher. Seriously, I didn’t know it was possible to be this committed to sounding like an angsty teenager still processing a breakup that happened 30 years ago. Your genre list is like a how-to guide on being an insufferable know-it-all at a party nobody wanted to attend. Is “proto-punk” even a real term, or just an excuse to avoid admitting you’re still stuck in some mid-'70s time warp? And don't even get me started on your top artists. "999" and "Stiff Little Fingers"? Wow, what a way to flex your musical knowledge. It's like you spent way too much time reading obscure Wikipedia pages instead of actually enjoying life. Meanwhile, "The Beatles" casually crash your edgy party like the talented musicians they are, and you’re there, trying to convince everyone that “Norwegian Wood” is a sleeper hit at a skate punk show. Newsflash: Nobody’s buying it; you’re not impressing anyone with this line-up unless you’re trying to secure a rejection letter from a record label that doesn't exist anymore. As for your most played songs, it’s like a desperate cry for help dressed up in sound waves. "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag? Oh, ironic, Dee! I'm sure you feel incredibly understood in your suburban angst while blasting "I've Had It" on repeat. Your playlist could scare away even the most dedicated punk enthusiast; it’s like an emotional rollercoaster where all the dips are in depressing minor keys. So here's to you, Dee—the punk aficionado who proves that sometimes, the only thing louder than a three-chord riff is the sound of your social life dying a slow death.

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