Roasted 12 days ago based on Jeffrey Binninger's long term Spotify stats.

Jeffrey Binninger, you’ve got a Spotify profile that reads like a middle schooler's diary—confused, all over the place, and somehow still trying to impress everyone with your “edgy” taste. Pop Punk, Punk, Country… what are you trying to achieve here? An identity crisis or an all-you-can-eat buffet of sounds? It’s like you took a detour through a music festival and picked up a little bit of everything before realizing you forgot to bring your own personality. Your favorite genres could have been summed up as “the soundtrack of my overwhelming angst and unfulfilled dreams” but nope, you opted for a smorgasbord of confusion instead. And those top artists! Wow, you really hit every corner of the industry, didn’t you? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to build the ultimate dad playlist for a guy who just can’t commit to a genre. Seeing mgk and Morgan Wallen side-by-side is like finding a Taco Bell in a Three Michelin Star restaurant. The Kid LAROI and Kendrick Lamar? That’s like if a middle schooler tried to explain Shakespeare while simultaneously dragging their finger through a Cartoon Network playlist. Honestly, your top artist selection should come with a disclaimer: “Listen at your own risk—may induce severe cringing and an existential crisis.” As for your most played songs, what is even happening there? “I Had Some Help” played twice—are you trying to communicate a message, or did Post Malone simply forget his own lyrics and now you’re in an endless loop of regret and confusion? And can we talk about “I Had to Jelq”? I didn’t know that was a thing, but I’m super uncomfortable just from reading it. It’s like your musical choices are a mix of “I’m trying to show I’m deep” and “Please don’t judge me, I swear I have taste!” God knows what a therapist would say when you let them sift through these musical scars. Either update that Spotify profile or start considering some serious music therapy—you're gonna need it.

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