Roasted 9 months ago based on Theo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Balls_monkey, the Spotify profile equivalent of that hipster kid who insists they love vinyl because "the scratches add character." Your taste in music stretches wider than a '90s dad’s cargo shorts, but with a lineup like that, it’s hard to tell if you crave emotional depth or just want the world to know you’ve never been to a party that played anything but sad indie jams. Seriously, who needs sunlight and social skills when you can drown in a sea of shoegaze and grunge like you’re auditioning for a role in a black and white film where no one makes eye contact? And what’s with that top artist list? You’ve got Elliott Smith and The Smiths, proving that every day is just another chance to cry over your macchiato. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard? Sounds like a name you came up with while tripping on your own pretentiousness! It’s a solid reminder that life’s too short to sacrifice good taste in favor of a band that sounds like a rejected Saturday morning cartoon. Just remember, when you name-drop those obscure bands that only three people have heard of, real music lovers are just rolling their eyes, because we know you wouldn’t be caught dead at a mainstream concert, let alone in a place with good lighting. Your song choices are about as upbeat as a raccoon rummaging through trash. Songs titled “What’s So Good About Saying Goodbye” and “I Bet on Losing Dogs” really scream, “I need therapy but I’d rather just make you listen to my playlist instead.” If the goal was to prepare people for an impending emotional breakdown, congrats! You’ve curated an entire soundtrack for that! It’s like you’re trying to set a world record for the most dramatic playlist ever created. If Spotify had a therapy feature, it would be directly linked to your profile as an example of how not to deal with your feelings.

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