Roasted 8 days ago based on jade's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Jade, let’s just get this out of the way: your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who just discovered their emotions – and we get it, they’re all probably super intense and intermittently angry. Emo rap? Cloud rap? Seriously, the only cloud we’re seeing here is the one that follows you around, raining on your parade. With a lineup that features enough sad boys to fill an ex-boyfriend support group, it's clear you’re two steps away from crying into your macbook while slapping on another layer of eyeliner. Your top artists read like a “Who's Who” of the establishment of angst; it’s like you handpicked every artist whose lyric could potentially justify your midnight sobbing sessions. Drake and Travis Scott? Might as well have a bouncer at your emotional rollercoaster, because it's strictly for those 18 and over; everyone else needs to be accompanied by a therapist. Meanwhile, you’ve got Mac Miller showing up more than an overzealous houseguest—you’d think it was his album party and you were the main event, drowning under the weight of nostalgia and regret like a tragic 2000s rom-com. And those most-played songs? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were using the Spotify algorithm as your own personal therapist. “Noticed I Cried”? Honey, if that’s not the title of your autobiography, I don’t know what is. Honestly, by the end of your listening history, even the Deftones would beg for a break from the weeping melos of your vibe. I commend your dedication to the solemn heartache, but I've seen more sunshine from a potato. Time to diversify, Jade! Throw in a little Beyoncé or Dua Lipa for some balance; we don’t want you blending in with the wallpaper of despair, do we?

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