Roasted 3 months ago based on connor soto's long term Spotify stats.

Listen, Connor Soto, it's cute that your favorite genres seem like a half-assed attempt at picking every trending label that has ever existed. "Rage Rap"? Buddy, the only thing you're raging against is your inability to curate an original playlist. I mean, with "Emo Rap" sitting right next to "Cloud Rap," it looks like your mood swings are about as consistent as your Wi-Fi connection. You might as well throw in "Screaming at Clouds" and "Hiding in My Room" for good measure; the vibe is already awkward enough. And let's talk top artists—seriously, did you just Google "rappers who make music for eight-year-olds with daddy issues"? I can already hear the desperate pleas for attention echoing off this cringe-inducing lineup. Between Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert, it's like a battle royale of who can produce the most juvenile sound. And let’s not overlook "Pee Pee Island"—are you sure you weren’t just searching “funny songs” after a bumpy night of TikTok scouring? Because if that isn’t the low point of your music taste, I’m not sure what is. Your most played songs predominantly feature Playboi Carti like it’s a rap tribute to your lack of diversity in both taste and personality. Honestly, scrolling through your playlist feels like a group project where all you did was copy off the kid who only shows up for snacks. You live in a loop of repetition so intense that I half-expect your Spotify to break out in a cold sweat pleading for a refresh button. Maybe tackle a new genre or two, because at this rate, you’re just a bounce house at a kids' party—fun for five minutes, chaotic for ten, and you won’t be missed once everyone gets bored and leaves.

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