Roasted 1 day ago based on rafa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Rafa, your Spotify profile looks like you threw a dart at a list of hip-hop sub-genres and hoped for the best. "Old School Hip Hop," "West Coast Hip Hop," and "East Coast Hip Hop"? Buddy, it's almost like you're trying to collect the entire set of dad vibes! If you put any more specific labels on your taste, you'll need a map just to decipher which coast you're currently vibing with. Jazz? Really? When did you decide to start pretending you're the main character in a 90's romantic comedy? Your top artists read like a who's who of "I-was-a-nerd-in-high-school," with Kendrick and Kanye vying for the crown while Drake subtly whispers, "You can't forget about me." And then there's Alex Warren... let's be real here, did you just Google "lowest stream counts on Spotify" and throw him in there for good measure? You do realize he wasn't mentioned in the same breath as icons like Michael Jackson or Eminem, right? At this point, it feels like you're trying to make a quirky mixtape for a road trip that's never happening. Now, let’s get to those most played songs. First off, "Crank That (Soulja Boy)"? In 2023? The last time that jam saw any action was in a high school pep rally from 2007! And good luck using "Shiny Stockings" to impress anyone at a party. While you're shuffling through jazz tunes, pray that nobody begs you to be the DJ. Between “Laugh Now Cry Later” and “INDUSTRY BABY,” it seems your playlist is one awkward shuffle away from being a full-on cringe-fest. So the real question is: Are you here for the beats, or did you just join Spotify to look cool in front of your friends?

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