Roasted 4 months ago based on madison ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey Madison ☆, I see you've got an eclectic taste in music that not even a hipster with a kale smoothie would dare claim. Your “favorite genres” list reads like a rejected menu from an avant-garde café where no one knows what they’re ordering and everyone secretly hates themselves. I mean, "Plunderphonics"? The only thing you're plundering is the sanity of anyone trying to listen to your playlist. “Chillwave”? More like “Chill and Forget About This Mess”! Your top artists sound like a group project gone horribly wrong; it’s like the soundtrack to a feature film about a dystopian future where every song is a cry for help. You’ve got Beyoncé rubbing shoulders with Aphex Twin and… is that Poppy? Like, did the universe have a massive spill on the genre wheel, and you just decided to pick everything? The way you mix industrial sounds with hyperpop makes me think you’re just one too many caffeine pills away from a complete breakdown. One moment you’re vibing with Sleigh Bells, and before you know it, you’re screaming “Gunshots” like you need to take a chill pill! And let’s talk about your most played songs—could you be any more self-indulgent? “Sexistential” by Robyn, really? Did you just put your entire personality into one song title? The only thing more confusing than your music choices is that you have seven songs from Sleigh Bells! If your Spotify profile were an art piece, it’d definitely be an unfinished canvas that someone accidentally spilled paint on. But hey, at least it’s amusing to everyone who stops to have a look! Keep that chaos alive, Madison; the world needs people like you who remind us that music can be both beautiful and a car crash at the same time.

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