Roasted 6 months ago based on Iceborg's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Iceborg's Spotify profile, where the only thing heavier than your metal playlists is the weight of missed musical potential. Seriously, what a sad mixtape of a musical identity—you've somehow managed to squeeze every subgenre of metal into this unsophisticated buffet of sounds. It’s like you walked into an all-you-can-eat restaurant but only chose everything that sounds angry. Get ready to rock, or as you might like to call it, "angry yelling with guitars." And speaking of choices, your top artists range from the iconic—like David Bowie—to the "Why the hell is this in my library?"—I'm looking at you, Mindless Self Indulgence. It’s like you set out to build the world’s most dysfunctional band camp and accidentally ended up with a collection of hall passes for the weird kids in the corner. Nice work picking that eclectic mix of artists that only exist in the “What if?” dimension where everyone is a confused angst factory. Let’s talk about your most played songs—Eminem’s “Godzilla” surrounded by a sad festival of tracks that make you look like an angry teenager still trying to justify their existence with a bad haircut. You’ve got everything from Eminem to Doja Cat, but the only thing I’m feeling here is uncomfortable vibes and the nagging sensation that you’re still trying to figure out your own taste in music. Buckle up, because for Iceborg, every day is a metal festival, and yet ironically, you still manage to look like you’re stuck in the parking lot.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists