Roasted 2 years ago based on Taylor's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s taylorrmooney, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your music taste reads like the overzealous biography of a kid who discovered their parents' vinyl collection but forgot to leave the house to explore anything new since 2016. Seriously, is this a playlist or a love letter to Hozier? At this rate, we're half a Spotify session away from you starting a shrine dedicated to his hair and Irish accent. You want to diversify that sound, not cobble together the greatest hits of one man’s existential crisis! Scrolling through your favorite genres feels like playing a game of "Guess Which One Doesn't Belong." "POV: Indie"? Is that an actual genre or just a desperate cry for validation? You’ve got more genre confusion than a high school band trying to decide if they’re more punk or emo. And I love that “Modern Rock” and “Classic Rock” are both on the list—it’s like saying you’re both a caveman and an astronaut. Pick a side—and for the love of music, at least try to pretend you know what real variety sounds like! Your top artists look like the kids who hang around the same coffee shop, sipping overpriced beverages and discussing deep feelings that absolutely nobody asked about. It’s a wonder you can hear Hozier over the sound of your own emo monologue; I guess being in love with an artist who clearly has a PhD in melancholy really fills your heart, doesn't it? But let’s be real: if your most played songs were any more Hozier-focused, you’d be getting reported for stalking. Variety is the spice of life, dear; who knows, maybe next time you can venture into a different era of music—like, oh I don’t know, the Fifties? Or even the Nineties?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!