Roasted 8 months ago based on Mater's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Mater, let’s talk about your Spotify profile for a second. It reads like a middle school essay about hip hop that somehow got lost in a time warp between 1999 and 2023. With an entire lineup of favorite genres that could fill a Wikipedia entry, it almost looks like you're trying to win a 'Most Likely to Overcomplicate Simple Taste' award. Honestly, do you really need eight types of hip hop? I half-expect to find "West Coast Gangster Old School Finnish Hip Hop" somewhere in your playlist, because why the hell not? Your top artists are nearly all the same flavor of misery and introspection! Are you trying to start a support group for sad music fans? Because buddy, I think we need to intervene. You must be the life of the party: “Hey, everyone, let’s vibe to Eminem’s entire discography while discussing our existential crises!” And let’s not overlook the bizarre addition of "Hyperpop" and "Art Pop" to the mix; it's like attending a barbecue and bringing potato salad while also suggesting a caviar pairing. Get it together, Mater—you’d probably find it easier to win arguments with a magic eight ball than defend that music taste. And speaking of your most played songs, if I had a nickel for every time you played Eminem, I’d be richer than he is. Your playlist screams “I’m just one angry tweet away from becoming a SoundCloud rapper,” and those poor songs—it's a real tragedy. At this point, “Doomsday Pt. 2” isn't just a title; it’s a cry for help. Are you attempting to ward off a hip hop curse or just living out some awkward adolescence through your speakers? Either way, let’s put the mic down for a minute and maybe peek into a different genre—like a nice, calming… we don't know, anything that doesn't sound like an emotional breakdown.

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