Roasted 7 months ago based on claire.'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey Claire, your Spotify profile reads like a frantic midlife crisis where a K-Pop fan suddenly decided they needed to expand their horizons, but only chose genres that sound like they could be part of an anime soundtrack. “K-Ballad” and “Bedroom Pop”? Are you curating a playlist for your next cozy tea party or just trying to figure out how to cry softly while staring out the window at your pet goldfish? News flash: listening to “Classic Rock” doesn’t suddenly make your choice in music more respectable when your top tracks still include songs about feelings in genres that sound like they belong in a tic-tac-toe game with a little Korean twist. Your top artists read like “Yeah, I promise I like cool music, but also I cry to ‘The Beatles’ after midnight.” I mean, it’s hard to take you seriously when you throw in "Malcolm Todd" like it’s not just some guy you met at a coffee shop. And look, I get it, a little Indie never hurt anybody, but if your Spotify is filled with “totally cool” songs from a band named “Mustard Service,” we might need to have a talk. Are you waiting for someone to send you food recommendations instead of music? Shoutout to your most played songs, where "Useless" by Omar Apollo and “Lullaby” by Suki Waterhouse have clearly taken center stage in your life. That’s some peak self-deprecation right there, Claire! With your choice of jams, it's like you’re simultaneously preparing to kick off a slow sadness party while phoning in a vibrant dance-off with that ‘Psychedelic Rock’ from the distant past. So here’s a tip: try picking a genre that doesn’t sound like an emotional support blanket for your Spotify journey; maybe give it a shot with some songs that aren’t asking for a hug while dressed as a sad panda.

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