Roasted 3 months ago based on Timmy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Timmy, your Spotify profile reads like a high school theater production of "How to be Boring 101." With a favorite genre list that looks like it was curated at a church potluck, you’ve somehow managed to make my grandma’s Sunday playlist seem edgy. “Christian EDM”? Really? Next, you’re going to tell me you compared the rave scene to a youth pastor's retreat. And let’s not even get started on your fascination with German Pop—you could be the poster child for Gen Z’s attempt at cultural appropriation without even realizing it. Scrolling through your top artists feels like I fell headfirst into a cookie-cutter album cover featuring a bland male vocalist gazing wistfully out at a sunset. O'Bros? More like NO'Bros! You really seem to think that worshipping the same five artists will get you some golden ticket to musical enlightenment, but all you've achieved is a one-way trip to Snore City. I've seen more diversity at a vegan rally than in your entire top ten, and that says a lot since you’re swimming in the shallow end of the musical pond. And oh my God, your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack for a Christian biography film no one wanted to see. “Locksmith” by Chanin? I guess that's how you feel about your own taste in music because it *sure* sounds like you’re trying to unlock the mystery of why you chose literally every bland genre under the sun. If there were a competition for the most wholesome playlist, you’d win, but this is Spotify—where we came to vibe, not to pray. Keep searching, Timmy; there’s a whole world of sound out there beyond your cozy Christian bubble.

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