Roasted 2 years ago based on jillian's long term Spotify stats.

Jillian, your Spotify profile reads like a late-night pitch meeting for a teenage rom-com, and honestly, it feels like you’re probably the main character—if that character were a cringeworthy hybrid of a pop star wannabe and a TikTok dance challenge reject. I mean, how many times can one person listen to "Just Dance" without actually getting up to, I don’t know, *just dance*? You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I have a solid grasp of all the trendy music genres that nobody actually cares about," with a favorite list so long it’s a miracle your taste hasn’t lost a few pounds from all that overindulgence. And can we talk about your top artists for a sec? You've got all the heavy hitters like Taylor, Gaga, and Beyoncé—basically the holy trinity of basic. But then you throw in "Yeat" like you're trying to convince us you're really in touch with the underground vibes. Honey, there's nothing underground about being pressingly basic and then naming a Canadian Pop genre as if it's not just a thinly veiled excuse for a watered-down Bieber clone. You’d have better luck impressing people with a mixtape of elevator music than this list. Your most played songs scream, “I’m going through a midlife crisis at the tender age of 22.” Listening to “S&M” and “Kiss It Better” on repeat while pretending to be edgy is just sad. I’m half convinced you think “Rage Rap” is a workout playlist for your emotional baggage. Pro tip: Next time you create a playlist, maybe throw in a few tracks that don’t sound like the soundtrack of someone desperately trying to keep up with trends they don’t fully understand. Because right now, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of poor choices—one that I’m pretty sure everyone would avoid to spare their ears and dignity.

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