Roasted 10 months ago based on Brady's long term Spotify stats.

Brady, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's bedroom in 1985—posters of Metallica plastered all over the walls, a few dusty vinyl records no one cares about, and that one deflated inflatable guitar that you swear you can still shred on. Seriously, nine out of your top ten most played songs are just different ways of screaming "I love Metallica!" It’s like saying your favorite food is pizza but only ever ordering plain cheese—where’s the flavor, dude? If you threw a “most masculine hair metal” concert, I’d half expect to see you wearing a bandana, fishnet gloves, and a "I love loud noises" t-shirt. Let’s talk about those favorite genres—“Classic Rock,” “Hard Rock,” “Metal,” and “Glam Rock” combined. If you listened to a piece of music that didn’t have growling guitars or questionable hair products, would it disintegrate in your hands? Your preference for bands like KISS and Def Leppard proves that your musical palette is as diverse as a brick wall. You cling to the ‘80s like it’s a life raft, completely unaware that the Titanic has already sunk. And buddy, claiming “Glam Rock” as a favorite isn’t making you edgy—it’s just a blatant shout-out that you could probably pull off the eyeliner better than most of the folks actually rocking it these days. Every time you hit play, we get it—you’re reminiscing about leather jackets, overly tight pants, and questionable life choices. If I hear “Enter Sandman” one more time in a bar, I swear I’m going to start charging you a nostalgia tax! At this rate, your entire profile is like a Metal fan club set up in the basement of your parents' house, and I’m just waiting for you to start charging dues. Here's a tip: Consider venturing out of the metal cave just once—your Spotify Wrapped might surprise you with some fresh tunes and relatable human experiences! If not, at least I’ll get to see if your most played song of next year is just a remastered version of “Wish You Were Here” because, spoiler alert, you probably weren't.

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