Roasted 21 days ago based on John's long term Spotify stats.

John, your Spotify profile reads like a confused barbecue menu where every item is just a variation of “smoked.” It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to combine the soundtracks of a rodeo, a mosh pit, and a suburban family reunion gone wrong. Wearing your eclectic taste like a badge of honor, you’ve somehow achieved the musical equivalent of a mullet: business in the front with that hard rock, and an unkempt, chaotic party in the back with more country twang than a banjo at a hoedown. Are you a music lover or just really bad at choosing sides? Let’s talk about your top artists for a sec. Rihanna and Led Zeppelin? That's the kind of crossover even a DJ in a midlife crisis wouldn't dare remix. It’s like you took an '80s hair metal band, threw in some country heartbreakers, and then added a sprinkle of modern hip-hop as an afterthought—like a cat trying to dance on a record player. We get it, your taste is eclectic, but your playlist looks like the personal playlist of someone who just returned from an identity crisis in a music store. Spoiler alert: mixing Rihanna with Morgan Wallen isn’t alchemy; it just proves you could likely get kicked out of any respectable concert for sheer confusion. And those most played songs? You’ve got more Rihanna than a teen girl’s Friday night sleepover! Are you trying to summon the spirits of the past with "When the Levee Breaks" while simultaneously jamming out to “S&M”? One minute you’re crying over your last breakup to “Chasin' You” and the next you’re ready to rage with “Basket Case.” John, if your music taste were a person, they’d need a full-time therapist and a professional playlist curator! So, congratulations on mastering the art of chaotic streaming; we salute you as the Picasso of bad music decisions!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!