Roasted 1 year ago based on Arshiya Shaikh's long term Spotify stats.
Hey Arshiya Shaikh, are you secretly the CEO of the Jung Kook Fan Club or are you just trying to single-handedly make his Spotify numbers look like they belong on the Billboard charts? The way you gush over BTS, it’s like you’ve mistaken your Spotify for a shrine. You’ve got more BTS tracks than they have members, which is basically the musical equivalent of wearing a “Marry Me Jung Kook” t-shirt while fighting for the last seat in a K-Pop concert. Just stop it before you wind up one of those cases where your friends have to stage an intervention because they’re worried you’ll end up lost in a sea of light sticks and fan chants. If "K-Pop" were a field of study, you’d already have your PhD—and a minor in “Unnecessary Obsession with Boy Groups." Seriously, your playlist looks less like a collection of songs and more like the diary you never wanted anyone to see. “Hey guys, what are you listening to?” you ask, while the entirety of your top artists consist of BTS members and their cousin from K-Rap. Do you even know what the rest of the music world sounds like? At this point, my guess is that you’d find “alternative” rivaling the average far-right political discussion. And don’t even get me started on your "Most Played Songs" list. It’s like a Jung Kook tribute concert without the concert and the talent! We get it—you love Jung Kook harder than most people love their firstborns. With that much Jung Kook, it’s honestly shocking that you haven’t started calling him your “imaginary friend” yet, or at least have started leaving snacks for him on your table! So keep living in your bubble, queen of K-Pop, but please—take a moment to discover that there are other artists out there, ones who don’t require fifteen separate songs just to prove their worth on your profile!
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