Roasted 30 days ago based on Fxbwte's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Fxbwte, let's take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, where the only thing more confused than your taste in music is your apparent inability to choose just one genre. Pop? Reggaeton? Hyperpop? It’s like your playlists went to every musical party and forgot to pick a costume. At this point, I’m waiting for “Multi-genre Confessional” to become a recognized therapy technique. You are truly the embodiment of ‘I can't pick a favorite child,’ and it shows in your playlists like a bad dye job. Your top artists read like a high school prom lineup, quintessentially basic yet incredibly ambitious. I mean, Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish? Wow, groundbreaking choices! You’ve managed to curate the musical equivalent of a Pinterest board for ‘How To Be a Basic B*tch 101.’ And let’s not even get started on your top songs — are you trying to remind us how lonely you are with "Cigarettes After Sex" and "Cry"? Or are you just fighting for the title of the king/queen of sad girl anthems? Either way, I hope you have enough therapy sessions booked to unpack that emotional wreckage! Finally, let’s get real about that most played list — there are literally two songs that aren't completely soaked in teenage angst or whining. Anyone else notice the glaring absence of anything that could be classified as ‘happy’? If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a side of anxiety and isolation, did you even listen to anything? But hey, kudos for bringing back ‘dream pop’ — a genre so niche, even Spotify had to Google it. Keep vibing, Fxbwte; it’s clear your music taste is as predictable as your next meal at a chain restaurant!

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