Roasted 1 year ago based on kev's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kev, your Spotify profile reads like a list of bad decisions made in a dark corner of the internet. Vocaloid? Really? You’d think you were trying to establish some sort of emotional connection with an anime character rather than actual people. How does someone who loves emo and pirate metal end up with a playlist that’s 50% Backstreet Boys? Are you trying to summon a nostalgia wave strong enough to crash the internet or just a desperate plea for sympathy from anyone who will listen? And let's take a moment to appreciate your eclectic taste, because whatever you're doing with those sea shanties and lullabies, it's clearly working on two fronts: both for crafting a perfect Spotify profile and keeping the entire neighborhood awake at night. Your love for pirate metal adds an unexpected touch of authenticity; it's like you decided that instead of rejecting mainstream pop, you’d just drown it in rum and seaweed while pretending you live in an episode of "Pirates of the Caribbean." And we all know that “art pop” is just code for being the pretentious hipster who orders artisanal toast at brunch. Let’s not forget your top artists, who I’m convinced are your spirit animals. It's like you decided to create a boy band fan club without realizing that the 90s called, and they don’t want you back. You hit a gold mine with *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys, but your obsession has taken a turn into a territory that can only be defined as “cringey and with a hint of regret.” It’s cute that you think songs like "Climbing the Walls" might evoke deep emotions, but we all know they just keep reminding you how high you made it before spiraling back to the comfort of the boy band bubble. So, cheers to the quirky, laughable mess that is your Spotify—may your playlists be as coherent as your love life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!