Roasted 7 months ago based on Andrew Pérez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Andrew Pérez, the curator of the most confusing Spotify profile in history! Your taste in music is like a bad meal at a trendy fusion restaurant—you ordered everything on the menu because you wanted to impress the hipsters, but all you got was a plateful of regret. Hyperpop? Really? When did sound waves start to resemble a toddler’s finger painting? And what’s with the Trap Latino? Are you just trying to get in touch with your inner 14-year-old? You could at least have the decency to commit to one terrible phase at a time instead of sounding like you time-traveled from the year 2023 directly into a mid-2000s YouTube parody. Your top artists read like a list of fictional characters in a high school drama, and I can’t help but wonder if Spotify even takes you seriously. Måneskin? Next you’ll be telling us you have a secret crush on your band teacher. Tyler, The Creator and MF DOOM are doing all they can to keep their legacies intact while you throw them into the same playlist as some random genius who sounds like he’s tearing apart a piñata with a soundboard. By the time Nas hears your shameless mashup of Argentine Trap and Anime Rap, he’s going to need therapy—and we all know those fees are through the roof! And let’s not even get started on your most-played songs. "The Emptiness Machine"? More like the soundtrack to your social life. Do you even like music, or are you just trying to impress someone with the sheer randomness of your choices? You’ve effectively crafted the soundscape for a midlife crisis set in a basement full of empty energy drink cans and regret. So here’s some advice, Andrew: maybe chill on the hyperactive sugar rush vibes and pick an actual identity for your playlist—because right now, it feels like your music taste is the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals.

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