Roasted 1 year ago based on sawyer jackson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sawyer Jackson, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like the personal diary of a middle school poetry club reject. "Bedroom Pop," really? Are you waiting for the world’s most apathetic slumber party to approve your life choices? I get it – there’s nothing like a soundtrack of sonic sleep aids to match your lack of ambition. With every song sounding more hungover than your last Tinder date, it’s clear your taste in music could use a little caffeine boost. Let’s talk about your top artists: Did you accidentally shuffle through your parents’ record collection and then ask Siri for a list of “mood music”? Otis Redding and Lil Tecca in the same breath? It's like ordering a side of avocado toast with a double cheeseburger and calling it a balanced diet. The fact that "Wolfcat" gets more airtime from you than “Hey Jude” tells me you’re still in your experimental phase, but let’s face it – you’re not really experimenting with music; you’re just procrastinating to avoid facing your life choices. And those most-played songs… Wow! “Foolsong”? More like “Fool for listening to this nonsense”! Did you curate a list based on how attractive the album art looks? If your musical taste were any more eclectic, internet trolls would come down from their mountains just to roast you. Listen, if you ever need to spice up your life, just tumble down a genre rabbit hole. Perhaps you’ll land somewhere that isn't the emotional void of “Soft Blood” – a song that sounds like the soundtrack to a sad breakup with your own self-esteem. Step up, Sawyer; this playlist deserves the “please don’t scroll” warning!

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