Roasted 6 days ago based on sebbo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sebbo, your Spotify profile looks like a chaotic explosion at a trendy thrift store—so many genres crammed in there, it's like you're trying to prove you have the most confused taste in music since the dawn of humanity. “Hyperpop” and “Speedcore”? I didn’t realize your playlist was your cry for help, frenetic tracks to match your whiplash-from-looking-at-your-skinny jeans style. Seriously, with “Plunderphonics” on your list, it’s like you were just randomly picking sounds from a First World Problems bingo card! And let's talk about your top artists. “Sasuke Haraguchi”? That’s a name that practically screams, “I promise I’m cool, please don’t notice I'm desperately trying to be different!” And “Mannequin Pussy”? Is that the soundtrack to your love life, or are you just using musical hypotheticals to cope with being ghosted more times than the cast of a horror film? You’re not just a hipster, you’re the godfather of the hipster apocalypse, armed with obscure artist names that sound like you've pulled them out of a random phrase generator. Finally, your most played songs read like the result of an internet generated music quiz for people who wanted to appear both tortured and unique but hit ‘shuffle’ a little too often. “quereme” by “un muerto mas”? Oh wow, how edgy. It’s almost as if you’re trying to make mainstream pop uncomfortable. And “When I Get My Ears” by “I Am Robot And Proud”? If that isn't the anthem for living your best life while still responding to texts in the dead of night, I don’t know what is. So good luck with your *very specific* music therapy; maybe it’ll make up for the emotional damage of your questionable choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!