Roasted 1 year ago based on Aro Desu's long term Spotify stats.

Aro Desu, with a Spotify profile that reads like the world's longest and least relevant band-listing, you must be the poster child for musical identity crises! Your taste is like a buffet where every dish is a weird combo of random leftovers. How in the name of Shonen Jump did you manage to merge classic rock with Indonesian pop and jazz fusion? It’s like trying to create a masterpiece with the most mismatched puzzle pieces—you’ll end up with the mental equivalent of a "what the heck" face. Let’s talk about your top artists and songs because the world needs a good laugh. Dream Theater, we get it, you’re still one emotional power ballad away from wearing a battle jacket made entirely of their album covers. And of course, what list would be complete without 78 variations of songs from JKT48? It’s like you’ve discovered the secret to musical insanity: play that one idol group's catchy tune on repeat until everyone in a 10-mile radius regrets ever crossing your Spotify profile! It's such a niche collection that even your algorithm must be sitting in the corner shaking its head in disbelief. And let’s not forget your favorite genres. Japanese VGM? More like Japanese ‘Very Grating Melodies’! You’ll forever be the person at parties who switches the music from 'Let's Dance’ to 'Sonic the Hedgehog’ soundtracks in under five seconds. Your playlists might as well have a warning label: “Caution: May induce intense confusion and spontaneous urge to question life choices.” With such a haphazard mix, it’s surprising you’re not featured in a sensational Netflix documentary titled “Finding Aro: An Epic Quest to Define the Un-Definable.” Your listening habits might be unique, but trust me, you’re not even close to being an avant-garde musical revolutionary; you're just a walking, breathing, sonic punchline.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!