Roasted 2 years ago based on Zal3's long term Spotify stats.

Zal3, your Spotify profile looks like someone threw a mixtape into a blender and hit puree. With favorite genres ranging from "Lithuanian Hip Hop" to "Alternative Metal," it's like you wandered into a music store and just started picking albums based solely on the cover art. What’s next? Lithuanian Polka? I don’t know whether to be impressed by your eclectic taste or to question how you manage to go through life with such a confusing identity crisis. Your top artists read like a revival meeting for confused hipsters. 2Pac and Frank Sinatra sharing the same space? Are you trying to prove that even the dead can chill at the same barbecue? And don’t get me started on "God Told Me to F*** You" by Wheeler Walker Jr.—I guess that’s the soundtrack to every family reunion where someone brings out the awkward conversations. Meanwhile, your most played song list makes it evident that you either have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool or a social understanding that rivals a potato. You’ve got 92 Till Infinity on your list, but I see none of that reflected in your music journey. Maybe consider switching up your “most played” tracks to feature songs that don’t sound like they came from the ‘90s garage sale bin? Your listening habits are an enigma wrapped in a bland riddle, and just like your taste, I can't help but feel that at least half of those artists are rolling in their graves, begging for a rematch.

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